House of the Pretty: Archive

Well, after MONTHS of trying to reblog/queue posts via my sisters phone (and failling horribly) and waiting for the library to open again, I’ve finally decided to give up saving for something good and oder a crappy little netbook. I’ll order it in about two weeks after my next pay check and then a few days after, when it’s delivered, I’ll be back in business. Well,...

Mar 22nd

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Wow! It’s been a while. Hi guys. I’m so sorry I’ve been gone so long, even more sorry that I’m not sure when I’ll be back. Thing is, I was working full time for a while – trying to save up money to buy my own computer – when my mother decided to scrap the one we had because, and I quote, “You’re never on it anyway.” ~fumes~ Worse part is, all of my...

Jan 3rd

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Oct 16th

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Oct 16th

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Oct 15th

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Oct 15th

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averagefuture: robert downey jr’s face was meant to be on cats okay

Oct 15th

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Can We just imagine JARVIS Meeting Captain America...

Tony: So anyway I was thinking, Jesus where did I put that scotch?
Jarvis: The Drink you desire, sir, is two feet to your left beneath the paper.
Steve: OHCHRIST! Is that god?
Thor: AllFather? Is that you?
Tony: Guys-
Steve: IS GOD FROM ENGLAND?
Thor: What is this sorcery?! LOKI!
Steve: WHY IS GOD FROM ENGLAND?

Oct 15th

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Oct 15th

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Oct 14th

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Howard Stark was a worse father than Odin. Pass it...

spookylittlesleipnir: descartes-and-thosecartes: freudian-slut: anideaforamoth: ecokitty: ras-al-cool: I see your Odin and Howard Stark… And raise you one Brian Banner. ^^^ Oh snap, that’s hard to beat. Let’s just throw Harold Barton into the list here. Jesus, the Avengers should just be called the ‘My Dad’s a douchebag’ club. At least they had dads. Omg batman YOU DONT...

Oct 14th

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Oct 13th

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Oct 13th

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I just watched an episode of ‘Less Than Perfect’ and just ung! I loved that damn shoooow!!! Claude was lovable and relatable, Andy Dick is a dick but his characters is hilarious. Lydia is a total HBIC and Ramona?! Oh god Ramona, I would give my life to spend a day with her And that brings us to Zachary Levi as Kip! God I fell completely and totally in love with him. This is a rare...

Oct 13th

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The Future

Iron Man 3 comes out
Robert Downy Jr. legally has his named changed to Tony Stark
The now Tony Stark unveils his new company Stark Industries, dedicated to researching the technology needed to created things from the Marvel universe.
The first Arc Reactor construction begins, a major breakthrough in solving the energy crisis.
Stark Industries is the leading producing of arms and energy sources.
Tony unveils the very first combat ready Iron Man suit.
Tony Stark hires Samuel L. Jackson to be his representative to the United Nation
The U.N. approves Tony as the first internationally recognized privately owned peacekeeper.
The U.S. Government creates a organization dedicated to supporting Tony's military actions, at Tony's request Samuel L. Jackson is appointed head of S.H.I.E.L.D. under the codename Nick Fury
Stark Industries begins researching into genetic maniuplation.
Stark Industries produces a Telsla coil/Hammer hybrid
Chris Hemsworth receives a invitation to join SHEILD, he accepts.
Chris Evans, Jeremy Renner, Mark Ruffalo, and Scarlett Johansson all volunteer for genetic alteration and increased lifespan.
Agent "Nick Fury" announces to the world the completion of the Avengers
2nd in command of SHIELD: Clark Gregg legally changes his name to Phil Coulson and runs for president
The world enjoys uninterrupted peace.

Oct 13th

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Anonymous asked: How can you like loki so much when he called black widow a mewling quim. Do you even know what that means? how can you excuse him for that or all the other things he did?

Oct 12th

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wanktissue: my youngest sister got detention and a letter home because a boy said to her “girls don’t fart” so she sat on him and farted i’m actually dying

Oct 12th

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